Naturally made small batch perfumes, colognes and more. Smell good, get laid, be happy.
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hey girl, hey.

Do your customers want to smell amazingly snarftaculous? Do they not want to smell like every other Joe Schmo? Do you customers have a knack for forgetting holidays, anniversaries, birthdays, or other special occasions and need something that hit's that perfect spot? We’ve all been there, and now, we’ve got you covered.

Made in California products are available for wholesale for your online or retail store, hotel, and more. Scroll down for more information below and fill out the info form to let us know you're interested (you flirt). If we feel that you're a fit, we'll probably swipe right and send you our real phone number.

Here's hoping you look like your profile picture IRL.

smells like you need us.

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diffusers.

Each hand cut diffuser is crafted from 100% reclaimed wood, hand sanded and sealed with a water-based non-toxic sealant making it completely phthalate, paraben, synthetic, cruelty-free, and vegan. Topped with a blend of pure essential oils means you can hang it anywhere that needs a little freshening up.

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scents.

These carefully cultivated blends combines a two-month infusion of plants, herbs, florals, spices, and other natural ingredients with organic olive oil and a blend of pure essential oils to produce an intoxicating aroma that'll drive all your crushes wild.

 
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solids.

Our intoxicating scents in solid form. These little tins of heavenly goodness blend our carefully cultivated oil infusions, pure essential oils, and beeswax to make this the daily accessory you need in your hip little pocket to make the world take notice and sniff you.

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sprays.

Spray away baby. These bottles pack a scent loaded punch with our combo of our infused oils blended with infused alcohol, witch hazel, pure essential oils and triple filtered rain water to make a spray that'll make you say "Heeeeyyyyy!".

 

here's the facts.

 
 
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low order minimums.

We have a $150 minimum for your first order and $100 minimum for each order after that. That's it. So, whether you're a small boutique or a large hotel, you can order exactly what scents and products you know your customers will love.


shipping.

We believe that shipping shouldn't cost you an arm and a leg and that orders should arrive in one piece. That's why we use USPS Flat Rate Shipping for all our wholesale customers. Whether you order a little or a lot, your purchase will ship out at the best rate, with insurance, and will get there on your schedule - not on some "we'll get it there when we get it there" shipping company's schedule.

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lead time.

We use old school techniques and make all our products in very small batched by hand so there's just no rushing the good stuff. On average, our diffusers take approximately 2 weeks to craft and ship and our scents, solids and sprays take 4 - 6 weeks. If we can ship out sooner we will, but please plan accordingly when ordering for a specific season or holiday. 


ordering.

With a private, online ordering system that allows you to shop day or night, we make it easy and quick to order restock or new scents. Payment is due when placing your order (we take all major credit cards, processed securely through Stripe). We also give you the option of having our regular or "cleaner" ingredient labels if you have more of a PC customer base.

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custom.

Want a custom scent for your brand, shop, hotel or just to make you (smell) better then the rest? We can do that. Visit our collaborations page for more info.

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